24.....Is It Natural....???

So 24 starts tonight and I couldn't be more excited!! It's been a long year without my Jack Bauer fix - there was a miny 2-hour show in November but come on that's just not enough! I'm kinda obsessed with the whole 24 scene. When Paul and I were deciding to get pregnant again I was just set on the name Jack if we had a boy - but I guess we'll have to save that for the possible next baby. Maybe my 24ness goes a bit far sometimes....I will completely stop whatever I'm doing when a 24 commercial comes on and just watch it like I've never seen it before although it just played 15 mins ago and I shush anyone who might be talking at that moment - but that's completely normal and natural right???? Jack is on my "freebie" list as well - and again I realize he's not a real person but still......

Thank God Jack's back to save us all.....
Yeah he's an ass-kicker.....


1. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
2. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
3. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
4. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
5. Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
6. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead."
7. Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
8. Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
9. In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
10. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
11. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
12. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
13. Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
14. Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
15. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.